Uncle Ben: Shiznit
Shiznit, adj: (1) the best (2) the greatest in a certain category or universally (3) gaddam’ phenomenal, bi-atch!
In the spirit of “Malibu’s Most Wanted”, which I had the pleasure of watching last night, and on the occasion of Fed Week, I give you:
Uncle Ben: Shiznit
Uncle Ben, he’ll cut the rates,
And drop Ben Franklins in your face.
Uncle Ben don’t read Ayn Rand,
He’ll send gold to a thousand.
Uncle Ben the inflation hawk,
Dollar getting smaller than an Ewok.
Uncle Ben, his will will render,
A house of pain on foreign lenders.
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