Bernanke Action Figure
Being The Shiznit means you get your own action figure (Picture).
Being The Shiznit means you get your own action figure (Picture).
Yesterday on Kimberly Clark’s (KMB) 4Q22 earnings conference call, CEO Mike Hsu offered to take Barclay’s analyst Lauren Lieberman to KMB’s “war room on poop superiority”. Lieberman replied that it was on her 2023 agenda. Apparently this is an expensive…
Lyft (LYFT) reported earnings after the close Tuesday and a typo in its report briefly sent shares soaring more than 60% before coming back to earth. It’s literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in my almost 20 year career in…
“The war situation has developed not necesarily to Japan’s advantage.” – Japanese Emperor Hirohito, August 14, 1945 “The economic situation has become distinctly less favorable since the time of our July report.” – Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, testimony to Congress…
Scene: Meeting between an unnamed money market manager and The MLEC (”The Entity”). Treasury Secretary Paulson is present. MLEC: Would you like to buy some of our asset backed commerical paper? Manager: Yes. But we’re fully invested right now. Maybe…
McDonald’s Corp. held a press conference today to unveil its latest sandwich: the Big Freddie Mac. Priced at 50 cents, the Big Freddie Mac is the first fast food hamburger to be subsidized by the federal government. “The economy –…