This Is The Stock Market Now….

Lyft (LYFT) reported earnings after the close Tuesday and a typo in its report briefly sent shares soaring more than 60% before coming back to earth. It’s literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in my almost 20 year career in…
Dow Jones and CNBC yesterday were reporting that in a speech in Toronto Warren Buffett said that if the current deficit didn’t improve, the dollar would would be “worthless” in 5-10 years. In a hilarious episode on Squawk Box this morning,…
This is great: The Free Market Clapper. 100% true as well.
Yesterday on Kimberly Clark’s (KMB) 4Q22 earnings conference call, CEO Mike Hsu offered to take Barclay’s analyst Lauren Lieberman to KMB’s “war room on poop superiority”. Lieberman replied that it was on her 2023 agenda. Apparently this is an expensive…
Being The Shiznit means you get your own action figure (Picture).
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